Prom

At the beginning of the year, I said to myself, I will go to prom senior year, because it’s a right of passage, but I will not go this year unless I get asked.

Yeah well, yesterday or the day before, this guy Mitchell in my fine arts survey class was sitting behind me and he kicked my chair. “Darian! Psst!” What?! “go to prom with me!” What? No!

I didnt think he was serious. Now I don’t know. I hope he wasn’t. I don’t want to be a bitch.

Toy box.

My dog has a toy box where all his toys are kept. He goes over to it, sticks his nose for up to a whole minute, and selects a toy. Just now he was lying on the floor and I went and laid by him, I guess to mess with him. At first, he ignored me but then he stretched and hit me in the face. Then he started nipping at me and playing with me. Then he got up, went to the toy box, and got out the only toy in there that I bought him. He brought it right to me. “Play with me!” Cutest thing I’ve ever seen. For realz.

Now I’m sitting on the sofa, watching mom torment him before Richard gives him a chewy caramel, which he apprently loves. (I know, not good for dogs!) He’s trying to give the dog the candy and mom’s going “No! bubby! I didnt say you could have that! gasp!” The poor dog is tripping out. Feel bad for him.

During Movies.

I admit it. During movies, I talk A LOT. But I put in comments o find humorous. I hate people who feel the need to a) run a commentary, b) predict whats going to happen, and c) tell the obvious. I’M WATCHING IT TOO. I KNOW WHATS HAPPENING. Do you think I’m retarded? I know he’s dying!

By the way, I just saw The Grey. Spoiler Alert: everybody dies.

Amen.

Amen.

Bathrooms.

Why do people seem to think that just because youre in a relationship with someone, you should leave the door open when you pee? That should not be a thing. No one needs to see you expel waste from your body in ANY WAY. For real.

“its like a crime scene in my pants.”

I’m watching No Strongs Attached. It’s hella funny. “You look like a pumpkin bitch!”

My high school principal really irritates me.

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That’s a Chinese dog if ever I’ve seen one.

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What a great day, I’m so happy to be outside

That’s a Chinese dog if ever I’ve seen one.

My dad hasnt smoked in almost a month.

A good friend of his died today, and he just told me he was “going across the street”, which means the gas station. I hope he’s not buying smokes. I can’t imagine what else he’s going for. I don’t know what to do. How do you console someone? Especially when their best friend just died? Especially when that person is my father?

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