Fat, Broken, Lovely. I ain’t fat boo
fat, pretty and ape. whaa?
fat, ape, whore..
beautiful,broken,lovely….
fat funny broken…….uh
funny, clutz, and sad…
Whore, tuba, funny… I don’t like this game.
Rape the inbox.
1. Who was the last person to call you baby/babe?
2. Anyone crushing on you?
3. What is your relationship status?
4. Has anyone ever sang to you?
5. Has anyone ever given you roses?
6. Who do you text the most?
7. First person to text today?
8. What color are your eyes?
9. What is a compliment you receive often?
10. Who was the last person to say they loved you and when?
11. Do you like your parents?
12. Do you secretly like someone?
13. Why did your last relationship end?
14. Who was the last person you said you loved on the phone?
15. Who was the last person you kissed?
16. Do you like funny people or serious people?
17. What are you listening to?
18. Is the last person you kissed older than you?
19. Are you happy right now?
20. If you could have one thing right now what would it be
21. Who makes you happiest right now?
22. Do you want to get married & have children one day?
23. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
24. How many girlfriends/ boyfriends have told you they love you?
25. Have you ever thought that you were going to marry a person?
26. Are you crushing on someone?
27. Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt?
28. Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend cry?
29. Are you happier single or in a relationship?
30. Have you ever told someone you loved them and didn't mean it?
31. Have you ever had your heart broken?
32. Have you ever broken someone's heart?
33. If you could go back in time and change things, would you?
34. Think any of your ex's feel the same?
35. Do you believe that you are a good boyfriend or girlfriend?
36. Have you dated people who were not good to you?
37. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
38. Do you believe in love at first sight?
39. Ever been given an engagement ring?
40. Do you want to get married?
41. Has anyone ever told you they wanted to marry you?
42. Ever liked someone else's boyfriend or girlfriend?
43. Does heartbreak really feel as bad as it sounds?
44. Have any of your ex's told you they regret breaking up with you?
45. Would you believe your ex if he said they love you?
46. Would you ever date your best male friend?
47. If your best friend of the opposite sex went out with someone you knew was wrong for them would you speak up?
48. Do you regret any of your relationships?
49. Would you date an ex?
50. Ask anything.
It’s crazy to think that in this very second right now. Someone’s dying. Someone’s cheating on their wife. Someone’s writing a suicide note. Someone just lost their daughter. Someone just got diagnosed with cancer. Someone just got in a car accident. Someone’s pregnant. Someone did cocaine for the first time. Someone just got raped. Someone took another person’s life. Someone hasn’t talked to their dad in years. Someone’s abusing their spouse. Someone’s signing divorce papers. Someone killed themselves. Right there. In that very second, all of that happened somewhere out there in the world.
well this is kinda morbid, think of all the good things that could be happening. Somebody’s bringing a baby into the world, somebody’s getting married, a doctor just saved somebody’s life, somebody’s graduating, somebody’s having the best day of their lives.
I think about this all the time.
does anyone else ever suddenly get an overwhelming swell of affection for people they’ve only ever known online?
All the time.
…. But, wait, what?
So I had a best friend, right? He moved to OK. Today on Facebook he posted on Olivia’s wall that he was coming to Baton Rouge (excited emoticon included) which, as you may know, is back in our state. He hated her when he was here. Am I supposed to believe that they became friends? It’s probably because they both ‘love’ Lady Gaga and she supports gay rights. Just shows again how full of shit she is. She used to tell me Lady Gaga was an effing freak and she isn’t friends with a single gay guy.
But that’s beside the point. Why didn’t he tell one of the people he actually liked?
